Thanks mom.
queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch
me (to my cricket gf): babe.. do you still love me?
cricket gf: *cricket sounds*
me: is that yes in cricket language or awkward silence
24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose
some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

this is the true gen z experience
once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”
man and you were only six hours old